I got onto the subway and there was a young guy in a very nice suit already seated. But he had no pants. His pants were on a hangar next to him.
Ten minutes later, I notice a girl standing and reading a book is dressed in a chic urban outfit. Except she, too, has no pants.
Looking down the subway car, I see many others who are totally normal except that they have no pants.
Either I forgot to wake up this morning or I do not understand this place.