:D YES PLEASE

kanayashotbutthole:

quadsiclecar:

raging-raichel:

jocosejoni:

plixs1:

One day this will be my future.

Sweet Christ.

Dying of laughter and also sobs.

soon

fUCK

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princessickness:

secretly-a-fangirl:

greatelsewhere:

killallnerdsdotexe:

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH ON “MOST RELAXING TUNE”

“Tranquil”, a variation on scientists’ previous track “Weightless”, is now being called a scientific breakthrough in sleep and relaxation technology. Utilizing a rhythmic and dissonant soundscape, barren yet fertile enough to produce outstanding results. Including the new patented technology designed by SleepKeys™, a company that develops musical peripherals designated for “An audience in need of a nap!”

SleepKeys™ developer, Harold Bracisezewski, released a statement saying: “Our incredible new device, The DreamCatcher, provides the whooshing and throbbing bass sounds capable of soothing your average child, adult, and even household pets.” 

Oh my GOD and I thought the last one was relaxing holy shit

amazing

Wow, it really works!

I am so relaxed

I’m so relaxed I’m crying

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yaichiko:

animalityopera:

conquistawhore:

canaderp:

salmiakkivodka:

theonecalledeli:

This is the way to do it.

Christianity, you’re doing it right.

True Brothers and Sisters in Christ right here.

the kinds of christians i like being around

Seriously. This is why I get upset when people say “all religion is evil” or “all Christians are evil” and so on and so forth. No! There are GOOD people out there; case in point right here.
This is just like the church I went to when I was growing up. Progressive, and really, really cool.  

i want to cry

yaichiko:

animalityopera:

conquistawhore:

canaderp:

salmiakkivodka:

theonecalledeli:

This is the way to do it.

Christianity, you’re doing it right.

True Brothers and Sisters in Christ right here.

the kinds of christians i like being around

Seriously. 
This is why I get upset when people say “all religion is evil” or “all Christians are evil” and so on and so forth. No! There are GOOD people out there; case in point right here.

This is just like the church I went to when I was growing up.
Progressive, and really, really cool.  

i want to cry

(Source: acescracked)

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adventuretime:

ianbrooks:

Wild Adventure Time! by Michael B. Myers
Shirts and stickers available at redbubble.

Artist: tumblr / behance / twitter


Finn & Jake to the Max!

adventuretime:

ianbrooks:

Wild Adventure Time! by Michael B. Myers

Shirts and stickers available at redbubble.

Artist: tumblr / behance / twitter

Finn & Jake to the Max!

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lol-a-saurus:

effsie:

job
johnny oscar blaze
(we’re watching arrested development)

seriously the best thing to ever show up on the Tumblr Radar

lol-a-saurus:

effsie:

job

johnny oscar blaze

(we’re watching arrested development)

seriously the best thing to ever show up on the Tumblr Radar

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

hootaloo:

octaffle:

I’m a terrible person and my dog is a saint.

dfglkdfcxgvsdlmfsam;ldc a’sfsdgh

What am I looking at and why can’t I look away?

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amperehope:

Rhaeme’s Homestuck Merch Giveaway!

Since I hit my follower goal last night when I came home from platelets right on the dot, I figured it would be a nice time to start this thing up! I am willing to spend up to 40 dollars from the various Homestuck merchandise websites, and mail it off to you!

A few rules on the giveaway:

  • One like and one reblog if you are not following me.
  • One like and up to five daily reblogs if you are. Please don’t spam people’s dashboards.
  • You don’t have to follow me, but it would be nice if you do?
  • I’m making this giveaway last two weeks, so it ends on April 4th, 2012.
  • I will ship internationally.

So… there you go! And may I say, thank you all for following me! O:

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