Inkyfeet Keeps This Name
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I got onto the subway and there was a young guy in a very nice suit already seated. But he had no pants. His pants were on a hangar next to him.
Ten minutes later, I notice a girl standing and reading a book is dressed in a chic urban outfit. Except she, too, has no pants.
Looking down the subway car, I see many others who are totally normal except that they have no pants.
Either I forgot to wake up this morning or I do not understand this place.
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if you say “do the helen keller and talk with your hips” in front of your mirror 3 times at 3:03 am 3OH!3 will appear behind you and do an entire free concert because really they have nothing better to do
(via aseanthe12thdoctor)
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I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOULTHIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY
(via myoukei)
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Hey There
Anyone who I’ve told this is my tumblr: it usually is. I’m just
inkheadlesshorsemenhooves.tumblr.com
for Halloween.
I stake my claim on this name though, hurrah!
*flag gif, don’t feel like looking it up*
